Got no sleep, don't feel like finishing this any further. Also, I've been waiting on Bikkun to watch 47, so ohgod don't spoil me please. :[ (eta:
Okay just watched 47, and now...now I just feel kind of sad.)
Oh, Ankh. I think Eiji would understand more than you think he does. And yes, I did take horrible liberty with the dialogue, no need to point that out.
(This has a pony in it, but it's still like 99% un-pony-related, so please don't repost to Ponibooru or any other such pony-centric site.